Finding something new in something old…

CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’re looking for something new, and you’ll find it in something old. Perhaps it’s a vintage piece of style, or a relationship from years past that you’ll find newly compelling.

I read my horoscope today and this is what it said.

So

here

I

am.

Plan to breathe life into this old thing.  Put some new lipstick on and make that old dress look new again.  Tom Ford says it’s all one needs to do.

For those of you who really know me, as in “real life,” vs. “virtual,” realize I’ve got too many eggs in one basket, I’m a chicken with my head cut off, I’m that hen who crossed the road and forgot why….

Meanwhile, I am determined to give CPR to this blog.

Adieu for today.

Back at it tomorrow.

(Maybe).

“C” is for…

chickens and that’s good enough for me.

-sung in the style of Cookie Monster.

Adam has found true love, a good cluck, a good lay…he’s found his hens. It is my great pleasure to introduce to the world the newest family members of the Sparks clan.

Marie Antoinette, Lady Jane Grey, Mary Queen of Scots, Catherine Howard, and Anne Bolelyn are two month old Welsummer/Orpington chickens that arrived at Coop Sparks yesterday. It took me a great while to really be “into the idea” of having chickens, based mostly on the poop I know comes with them and the vermin that like their food too. However, I know I won’t be dealing with shit or rats unless Adam is abducted by aliens and so I am so excited to have these ladies around.

Meanwhile, I am also loving Adam’s enthusiasm over my names for the chickens. I do have a sick sense of humor.

Here are our petite poulet!

Adam has been working diligently on researching chickens and building a hen house. Consequently, our vehicles received some hail damage from a storm a couple of weeks ago because the chicken coop was happily parked in our garage. Here you can see Adam has designed the coop to look similar to our house. FYI Adam hates this picture I took. Sorry Adam.

So far the kids have enjoyed feeding their new pets worms and caterpillars. Sage wasn’t too sure he wanted to hold a hen, but after seeing his little sister rise to the challenge he swallowed his fear and held his favorite Welsummer mix chicken, Catherine.

Posh is very interested in the chickens, but she is such a good girl and hasn’t shown the slightest bit of aggression or prey instinct. Supposedly Havanese were once bred to be chicken herding dogs, so in the next couple of months when we let the ladies out to free range, we will be sure to update you all on her chicken herding ability. So far she loves to rest under the coop, and peek in the door when I feed the hens. She hasn’t barked at them at all. Here is my youngest child with her new “sisters.”

Etsy Your Heart Out…

I remember how in love I once was with Ebay. I thought “Man you can type in the word ‘fart’ and find something.”

Well, I’ve a new lover ladies and gentlemen. We met a couple years ago, but I finally took the plunge and purchased my first Etsy.com hand silk-screened tee.

Yes, I realize I’m now wearing crazy dog lady garb. If the shoe fits…okay, I’ve lost it.

Petflys-It’s How Posh Rolls…

Nothing but the best for my little Posh princess…I buckle her safely in her Petflys carrier in the backseat of the car and we’re on our way. We were stylin’ in the plane on our way to sunny Arizona. Posh didn’t make a peep, and this carrier slid easily under the seat.

I can’t say enough kind things about this rockin’ company. Check it out pet lovers with attitude. You’ll be one happy camper. Rock on Tammy and Monkey Boy, you got a good thang goin’.

Humilation in the Knitty-est Form

How could I resist knitting a dog sweater for Posh? She didn’t put up a fuss when I slipped it over her head. But the look on her face tells me how she really feels.humiliation.jpg

Although, it did seem to serve a purpose as she seemed to have more fun in the snow since the last time I took her out “au natural.” I’ve also inherited a cute little pink waterproof “vest” that seems a bit more practical than this sweater. It was a peach to knit this. I think I’ll do another one soon, and perhaps incorporate a little Cuban something…

I used up some scraps I had sitting in my stash bucket that Violet liked. I think it turned out “spicy.” Here are some more photos of little Miss Spice Girl Posh.

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Snow Day

Today was one of those Winter days where the snow blankets the ground and tucks one in the silence only fresh snowflakes bring.

We all overslept.

I awoke in Violet’s bed, Sage pleasantly snoring above Violet and me in his lofted bed, the alarm clock near my and Adam’s bed crowing. Adam had fallen asleep at the computer wheel last night, and woke up on the couch in the wonderful “oh shit! I’ve overslept” mode that no one wants to find themselves in.

He wouldn’t be driving Sage to school today. I looked outside at the steady falling snow, and thought, “Neither am I.”

When I was six months pregnant with Violet I was in a bad car accident about a mile from our house. On my way to a prenatal appointment, feeling secure in my four wheel drive car, I headed down the snowy county road to town. Going only about 35 miles per hour, I was “sucked” down into the ditch and hit an extremely large oak tree head on. The airbag went off, my car was totaled and I have since suffered “panic attacks” driving in the snow. Not good when you live in Minnesota. Meanwhile, I have a love/hate relationship with that white precipitation. I love watching it fall whist listening to Rufus Wainwright and baking cookies, sipping spiked egg-nog, and playing board games with the kids. I love walking in the woods near our house on a fresh snow day, enveloping myself in the quiet and reflecting on what is really valuable in my life. I love a white Christmas. I love how the snow masks all the shit I neglected to clean up in the yard. But, I hate hate hate driving in ANY kind of snow.

I’m a big wimp.

I have too many people in my life that need me to take risks when it comes to safety, and so today, Sage and Violet stayed home with Mom. A little bit of an impromptu “snow day.”

It was lovely. One of those days that I think will have a lasting impression on Sage, and yet I can’t fast forward to know what he’ll really value from his childhood. However, I remember days when my parents took me out of my normal schedule and took me to “the big city” to see a play, or go to a museum and those moments are cherished treasures.

Sage started his snow day by playing outside for over an hour. I decided that television would not be an option until the school day had finished. So, I asked him if he would like to learn to knit today. A few weeks ago he had asked me, and of course this warmed my heart. Sage is a fast learner. He decided he didn’t want to learn by making squares, or a scarf, and that what he really was interested in was making a hat. Since I learned to knit “in the round” making a hat as my very first project whilst studying in Scotland for a semester, I thought it would make sense that he learn this way too. We looked through my stash and he picked out some lovely purple wool Grandma Jayne brought back from Canada. It’s a nice 4 ply worsted weight yarn that won’t fray while he learns, is soft on his hands, and he it’s not too dark so he can see what he’s doing. He is a natural. Honestly, I can’t believe how easily he has picked this up and it’s wonderful to see him quiet and still and focused. Tonight he was knitting while watching a movie, knitting while listening to bedtime stories, and he asked me if he could knit in the car on the way to school. The apple sure doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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Violet cracks me up. The temperature has hovered around the teens for the last couple of days, and we never keep our thermostat over 64 degrees, and yet she is running around in summer dresses and bikinis. She is my little furnace. I’ve started putting some Christmas decorations up, and the stockings have been “hung with care in hopes of St. Nick…” Violet is always looking for new “accessories” and is a big fan of knee high socks.

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Posh’s potty training reminds me of my old days as a smoker, taking seven minute breaks every two hours or so. During those cigarette breaks ideas mingled with smoke rings. Now, I still find my thoughts wondering as I follow Posh looking for yellow snow and poopy piles. Meanwhile, I’m taken back to the days I would freeze my ass off just for one more drag. Sometimes I yearn for that “heat grate” outside the St. Olaf student center. It would be nice to sit down and wait for her to do “her business.” Last week I brought a beer to have with my “cigarette.”black-white.jpg

She’s way cuter than a cigarette, smells better, and is good for my health, so I’ll put up with the cold and watch her “go potty” until she gets it down. Lately, she only has poopy accidents, and honestly after having a great dane, picking up turd the size of Lincoln Log really isn’t a big deal.

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On Saturday we were able to have a brief, but lovely visit with my good friend Pam, her almost 4 year old son Emmett, and Pam’s amazing mother Debbie. Pam’s visits are always too short. Adam states my feelings exactly every time we say goodbye, “It’s a shame you live so far away from each other.”

Pam is my favorite person to knit for. I was dying to give her a sweater I had knit for her from a 1962 issue of Vogue Knitting. I think I started knitting this for her last March. Everyone who saw the color and the pattern looked at me cross-ways. No one trusted that it would work out, but I had faith and I think that the color x the pattern = modern meets vintage.

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I’m not so good at finishing my projects, hello common knitting problem, and so the pockets weren’t totally done, but Pam’s mom is a retired Home Economics teacher and she said she’d sew them for me. Yay!

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I had to have Adam snap a picture of the two of us together.

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Emmett also modeled the sweater I knit him for his third birthday. He looked damn adorable, as you can see below. For both sweaters I used my favorite Merino wool from Uraguay, Malibrigo.

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I haven’t been knitting lately, even Adam has noticed my lack of yarn…I’ve been reading! Imagine that?! I just finished Barbara Kingsolver’s Animal Dreams. I absolutely loved it!!! Now, because I’m kind of dog obsessed I’m reading John Katz’s Good Dog.

I think I may have to try and knit while I read, Posh needs a sweater. ‘Cause baby, it’s cold outside.

(Spay or Neuter)That Darn Cat!

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Time to RANT!!!! Why do “country folk” find it purrfectly okay to have twenty cats running around their farm, breeding, getting hit on the highway, finding their way to my house where my kids fall in love with them, my dog tries to attack them and Adam finds himself playing vet to fix them?!

My “neighbors” across the county road have a cat problem that all started with two cats that they like, or so my neighbor lady says. Hello? Spay or neuter those darn cats. If you’re a “real country boy” like my cousin Rachel’s Uncle Auggie, you’ll neuter the cats yourself. Yes, you start out with one or two but they like to have babies and pretty soon you have a dozen.  Once upon returning a kitten to my neighbor’s house, Adam and Sage counted TWELVE cats!

So, last night, the kids are playing outside and Sage comes in really upset. He’s just witnessed our great dane, Otto, toss a ten week old kitten up into the air.  Adam goes outside to investigate and comes back with this little orange tabby kitty, eyes still blue, who has a torn open leg. The vet’s clinic is closed, I call my neighbor’s house (from whence I think the kitten came) and leave a message that we think we have one of their cats and it’s really hurting.  Dr. Adam treats the wound with antiseptic, and super glues the skin together because it’s a gaping hole. We’re talking muscle exposed-disgusting! Yeah, we should have probably taken the cat to the emergency vet hospital or something. But this wasn’t the first time it’s become “our problem” and we don’t have any, or plan on having any cats!  (And this is not because we don’t care about them, it’s because we do.)

This summer I saved a kitten from the middle of the busy county road separating us from them, “our neighbors.” This little boy, also an orange tabby, I kept in my garage to keep him safe from my dane, and the children quickly fell in love with him. Meanwhile, I don’t believe in having outside domesticated animals and our inside dog would kill this thing. So I tried to find a good home for him, knowing he was probably from the house across the road. Well, guess what folks, we called them and “yes” it was their cat!

Also, a couple of summers ago two little orange kitties wandered into our yard and even swam across our little decorative pond and up a tree to get away from the dane, Otto. I found two lovely inside city homes for but it wasn’t easy, and this is a HUGE problem in this area. People just consider them to be disposable forms of mice/squirrel control.

For instance, this is what my neighbor said to me this morning. I really tried my damnedest not to go off on her. “Well, I don’t see any hurting kittens around here, but maybe it’s hiding.”

Well, do you have young kittens at your house?

“We have one cat. The other are strays.”

You have one cat?

“Well, we have two that we like. They are really good for getting rid of mice and squirrels. I think I need to take a trip to the Humane Society and haul some in.”

You know, it’s pretty cheap to fix your cat and than you can keep the ones you like for mice control and you won’t have baby after baby after baby kitty spiraling out of control.

“Yeah. Okay.”

Duh! Come on people. Also, I don’t think “strays” come up to you wanting to be held and played with by small children. These cats have been completely socialized and domesticated.

Poor things. Okay, I’m stepping off my soap box. God bless feral cats, they’ll be here when we’ve gone from this world.