I remember how in love I once was with Ebay. I thought “Man you can type in the word ‘fart’ and find something.”

Well, I’ve a new lover ladies and gentlemen. We met a couple years ago, but I finally took the plunge and purchased my first Etsy.com hand silk-screened tee.

Yes, I realize I’m now wearing crazy dog lady garb. If the shoe fits…okay, I’ve lost it.